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: How many H1B's does it take to Screw in a light Bulb? : Answer: 20 : Read On... : One to offer themselves at illegal below market rates. : One to perform industrial espionage on light bulb design and fabrication. : One to compose misleading project plans and resource allocations. : One to provide fabricated false job history and experience for : H1B IT workers. : One to provide false certifications or other bull-sh*t re: : H1B IT workers. : One to SPAM the whole web marketing their offshore associates, : bottom feeding and busting the IT marketplace. : One to be online all the time sending corporate proprietary information back to the offshore 'Mother Company' : One to provide pirated copies of software tools and products. : One to look out for alert US Domestic IT employees or the boss! : One to provide advise on cheating US Taxes : One to hold the confiscated passports of H1B Slaves. : One to 'front' for the group by submitting resumes of US : domestic IT workers who will never really be assigned to : the project. : One to coach H1B's about how to lie and bullsh*t effectively with : employers, the INS, merchants, and US Citizens. : One to round up the neighbors unfortunate dogs and cats for the : day's curry pot. : One to write a project plan for ladder climbing and light bulb : engagement. : One to climb the labber and engage the light bulb. : Four to turn the ladder. : This wee bit of humor brought to you by the Sweat Shop Patrol : to provide a little respite from the savage IT marketplace brought about by H1B fraud, spying, and other illegal activity. : Please do your part by contacting your elected senators, the INS, : and the IRS regarding the H1B raid on American IT jobs and US : Corporate Information. : The career you save may very well be your own. : Fight the New World Order and the war on US IT workers! : Very Truely Yours, : Sweat Shop Patrol